Colestuck

A young nonbinary stands in it's bedroom. It just so happens that today, some time in 2022, is not this young kid's birthday. Though it was 13 years (plus a couple months) ago it was given life, it is only today it will be given a name!What will the name of this young kid be?

>Enter Name

Enter Name

>Try Again

Try Again

>Examine Room

Examine Room

Your name is COLE. As was previously mentioned it is NOT your BIRTHDAY. You have a variety of interests. You have a passion for the GERMAN LANGUAGE, even though you don't have a drop of GERMAN blood in you. You like to collect images of SHITTY TF2 SFM MODELS KISSING. You like to read WEBCOMICS on your STOLEN SCHOOL COMPUTER (i dont actually have that i just thought it was funny)What will you do?

>Check School Computer

Check School Computer

Looks like one of your CHUMS is PESTERING you

>Answer CHUM

Answer CHUM

-- cryogenicGrasshopper [CG] began pestering assureGeneticist [AG] at 06:09 --CG: COLEEE!!!!
CG: COLEEE GEEET ONLINEEE
CG: COLEEE!!
AG: VHAT?? VHAT IS IT??????
CG: COLEEE!!!!!!!
CG: oh hi coleee
CG: what's it likeee beeeing geeerman
AG: IM NOT GERMAN!!!! IM NOT GERMAN STOP SAYING IM GERMAN IM NOT!!!!
CG: why do you type with a geeerman acceeent then??
AG: because its funny!! zats vhy!!
CG: okay..... also you gotta redireeect to the acutal carrd part

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Oh you almost forgot! You have to redirect to the actual carrd bit! The only thing this showed people was how much of a loser you are! Silly Cole!

>Redirect